Michael just wants to make friends. Whether it’s offering his services as a Karate Lawyer or Funeral Magician, trying to find someone to help with his complicated plan to get a free haircut, or buy his camper van that may or may not exist. Now, for the first time, in these collected WhatsApp, Facebook and text messages we can see Michael’s attempts to make friends and the almost unbearably funny consequences. Following in the footsteps of Henry Root, Robin Cooper and Joe Lycett, this is the next great humour book of the 21st Century. Be warned: you’ll never think about adding someone called Michael to a groupchat the same way ever again.